Book Boyfriend

Don’t be jealous, babe
It’s not cheating if they’re fictional
But they do set the bar kinda high

Yeah, I stayed up late, got that Kindle glow
Reading about a dark prince who’d wreck your ego
Don’t roll your eyes, don’t make that face
He saved a whole kingdom and still had time to chase

You’re great, honey, you really are
But my paper men all set the bar
They don’t leave socks on the kitchen floor
And they know what headboards are really for

It’s not that hard, don’t look so lost
Growl in my ear like you’re morally crossed

Be my book boyfriend, just for the night
All tortured past and a little more bite
Call me “my lady,” kiss me real slow
Then slam me against a wall like it’s chapter four
Don’t need a crown or dragon wings
Just a little dark edge and some filthy things
No quest, no swords, no kingdom to win
You just gotta be my book boyfriend

Enemies-to-lovers? Yeah, let’s try that
You scowl, I sass, then you pull me in fast
You don’t need tattoos or a tragic tale
But shirtless wouldn’t hurt, just sayin’ details

And baby, forget Netflix and that beer
Tonight we’re role-playing like the smut I read here
Pretend you’re a villain with a tortured soul
And maybe I’ll let you, take full control

It’s easy, babe, I’ll guide you through
Just start with “On your knees.”
Yeah, that’ll do

Oh, come on
You don’t even have to read the books
Just growl and pick me up
I’ll handle the plot

See? That wasn’t so bad
Now
chapter three?